rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

(via songofthestarwhale)

superfxckboy:

protokol:

is this still relevant

Always relevant

(via about-to-be-deleted)

superfxckboy:

protokol:

is this still relevant

Always relevant

(via about-to-be-deleted)

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep, via goshanotherfangirl)

erenharuchan-nanasejaeger0306:

ulrikavolf16:

epic-vines:

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

You reacted properly

I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now…

(Source: dude-im-bored, via myinsanedreamworld)

transtamlen:

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.

(via dreaming-demon-dorito)